| Current average score: 6.37/10 | |
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| Type, Name, score | Comment |
| [TV Show] (Smiling Friends) 9/10 | Mr Frog is Justin Roiland. Edit: I'm not 100% sure what this means, just watched season 2 though and it's perhaps even better than the first. |
| [TV Show] (Modern Family) 8.5/10 | The godfather parody went pretty hard. Had me laughing for multiple full minutes. |
| [TV Show] (Gravity Falls) 9/10 | Most normal day in Oregon. Edit: Such a Reddit moment past me holy shit. This a fire ass show though. |
| [TV Show] (Regular Show) 7.5/10 | I feel so bad for benson... They are so cruel to him 😔. |
| [TV Show] (Arcane) 9/10 | This shit lowkey so corny but so captivating I can't take my eyes of it. Some manic autism. Edit: The fight scene in the prison in season 2 is so good wtfff I can't take my eyes of it how much budget did they get??? |
| [TV Show] (Inside Job) 5/10 | Netflix when they cancel good shows to make more fucking Big Mouth. Edit: 7 -> 5, rewatched and realised this is just knock off rick and morty what the fuck. |
| [Movie] (The Iron Giant) 7/10 | Why are my friends not giant robots smh. |
| [Movie] (Zootopia) 7/10 | I swear I'm not a furry guys. |
| [TV Show] (Family Guy) 7.5/10 | I sustain myself on a Family Guy Youtube shorts diet. |
| [TV Show] (Steen Universe) 4/10 | Lesbians !! |
| [TV Show] (The Amazing World of Gumball) 9/10 | They had no idea what an art style was but this still fire fr. |
| [TV Show] (Adventure Time) 10/10 | Actual peak fiction for 10 seasons with some of my favourite world building, good characters and an extremely well done and satisfying conclusion (twice). More interesting world than One Piece fr. |
| [Movie] (Slumdog Millionaire) 7.5/10 | I got 95% on the Slumdog Millionaire film. I basically made this film. Edit: I'm not quite sure what I meant by this. |
| [Movie] (The Nightmare Before Christmas) 7/10 | I've watched this film 3 times and I still can't tell you exactly what happens. Perhaps because every rewatch was multiple years apart though. |
| [Movie] (Jurassic Park) 7/10 | Steven Spielberg is one of the most people of all time. |
| [Movie] (Jaws) 6.5/10 | Dude it's just one shark just shoot it wtf. |
| [Movie] (The Thing) 6/10 | What the dog doin? |
| [Movie] (The Shining) 7/10 | Every scene in this film is a Youtube Short with 1 million likes... |
| [Movie] (Halloween) 7.5/10 | Moral of the story is that if you have sex you will be murdered. Interesting. |
| [Movie] (Forrest Gump) 7.5/10 | How is forrest gumps life going better then mine. Edit: I lied upon reassessment Forrest Gump was having a pretty awful time. |
| [Movie] (Scream) 6/10 | Scooby Doo? |
| [Movie] (The Truman Show) 8.5/10 | If I found out I was being watched at all times by millions of people I might just kill myself. |
| [Movie] (The Lord of the Rings) 7.5/10 | I had to cosplay as frodo for Year 9 drama and I still havent recovered. |
| [Movie] (The Incredibles) 8/10 | After all... I'm your biggest fan. |
| [Movie] (Shrek 2) 7.5/10 | Just as good as the first one also rip giant gingerbread man. |
| [Movie] (Shrek) 7.5/10 | Uniroincally good and the animation holds up fairly well. |
| [Movie] (Coraline) 8/10 | Why are kids films from 2009 the only things worth watching anymore. |
| [Movie] (Zombieland) 6/10 | I love the Facebook guy. |
| [Movie] (Fantastic Mr. Fox) 9/10 | I didn't blink for this entire film. The animation is so beautiful and the characters as well as the story are super charming. |
| [Movie] (Kick-Ass) 5.5/10 | The most 2010 thing ever made. Hurt a little to watch but I couldn't look away. |
| [Movie] (Toy Story 3) 7/10 | The bear is absolutely a pedophile. |
| [Movie] (Inception) 7.5/10 | I honestly had no idea what was going on for 50% of this. |
| [Movie] (Scream 4) 5.5/10 | Sidney Prescott could easily solo goku. |
| [Movie] (El Camino) 6.5/10 | I need more Jesse in my life. |
| [TV Show] (Breaking Bad) 9.5/10 | Skinny Pete is quite the silly little guy. |
| [Movie] (The Wolf of Wall Street) 6.5/10 | It's actually so wild this is based on a true story. Not quite sure how much of it is actually true though. |
| [Movie] (The Cat in the Hat) 6/10 | Actual horror movie what the fuck happened. |
| [Movie] (The Babadook) 6.5/10 | I he was Cat in the Hat it would be more scary. |
| [Movie] (Big Hero 6) 7/10 | I didn't see his brothers death coming. Sorry if I spoilt this old ass movie for any you youngins (I mean not that old but still). |
| [Movie] (Guardians of the Galaxy) 7/10 | Chris Pratt is so cool!! |
| [Movie] (Inside Out) 6.5/10 | I hate to say it but I actually believed that fake Inside Out 2 trailer when I was like 9 unaware of how freaky it was. God bless my soul. |
| [Movie] (Train to Busan) 8/10 | NOO SEOK 💔 💔 |
| [Movie] (Get Out) 7.5/10 | Moral of the story is that you should never trust white women, you're welcome. |
| [Movie] (Baby Driver) 7/10 | Only 50% of the name was correct smh. |
| [Movie] (It) 7/10 | Spooky. |
| [Movie] (Coco) 7.5/10 | Damn this is a kids movie. High quality content for the youths. |
| [TV Show] (Brooklyn 99) 8/10 | Me when things are well written and funny. Last season was kind of a step down but still a great show, rip Andre Braugher. |
| [Movie] (Mandy) 7.5/10 | If death metal was a film this is it. It has lots of death and is metal. |
| [Movie] (Black Panther) 6.5/10 | I'm gonna be real I'm not gay but Black Panda is real hot. Edit: That was pretty gay of past me tbh. |
| [Movie] (Halloween (2018)) 8/10 | This film is underrated as hell and the long shot at the start was peak, I'm Dead Meat James out here. |
| [Movie] (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse) 8/10 | Wow all they needed to do to make a good Spiderman film was to make him black I guess. |
| [Movie] (Us) 7.5/10 | I feel like considering they were trapped underground their whole lives they didn't turn out that bad. I learnt in year 8 science that your bones go soft and shit. |
| [Movie] (Avengers: Infinity War) 7.5/10 | Mr Stark I dont feel so good. Some really fun slop to watch with friends. |
| [Movie] (Avengers: Endgame) 7/10 | It's good it ended here because I dont think you can keep making the films bigger and bigger. |
| [Movie] (Midsommar) 6.5/10 | About what I expect of the Sweedish smh. |
| [Movie] (Spider-Man: Far from Home) 4/10 | I must be able to see the future because surely this film wasnt so predictable I guessed the entire thing ahead of time. |
| [Movie] (Ready or Not) 7/10 | Her banshee scream is sick asf. |
| [Movie] (It Chapter Two) 5.5/10 | Wow people really seem to like these kid actors, lets replace them that would be a pretty cool idea. |
| [Movie] (Joker) 8/10 | You get what you fucking deserve !! |
| [Movie] (Jojo Rabbit) 8/10 | This hits a lot harder then it should. |
| [Movie] (Ready Player One) 4.5/10 | I wanted the Roblox wings so bad. Pretty sure I never got them though 💔. |
| [Movie] (Doctor Sleep) 7/10 | They kinda fumbled the end still a good film though and a fun watch. |
| [Movie] (A Quiet Place Part II) 6.5/10 | They missed an opportunity to call it 'The Quieter Place' what a tragedy. |
| [Movie] (A Quiet Place) 8/10 | If I was living in this world the last thing I would think is to have another kid holy shit. |
| [TV Show] (Loki) 7/10 | Is it incest to have sex with yourself tho? Edit: I was asking the tough questions for sure. |
| [Movie] (Luca) 6.5/10 | These fish gay as hell man. |
| [TV Show] (Squid Game) 7/10 | I can't believe they stole Mr Beast's idea!! One time uploaded a clip of this shit and got like 6 million views boosted ego for years. |
| [Movie] (The Black Phone) 5.5/10 | This is why I dont answer my phone for anyone not worth the risk. |
| [Movie] (Spider-Man: No Way Home) 7.5/10 | This guy knew green goblin was the greatest character ever made. Hell yeah brother. |
| [Movie] (Scream (2022)) 5/10 | Honestly quite incredible they have managed to make the same film so many times. |
| [Movie] (The Batman) 7.5/10 | I would rather live in hell then Gotham lowkey. Btw this movie did not need to so fucking long why was this almost 3 hours wtf I don't have an attention span like that. |
| [Movie] (Thor: Ragnarok) 7/10 | Thor's hammer seemed to break a little too easily isn't this meant to be some mythical weapon and also how tf could he just make another one. |
| [Movie] (Thor: Love and Thunder) 2/10 | I'm gonna pretend this doesn't exist. Taika Waititi has shamed our country and will be executed for this. |
| [Movie] (Smile) 3/10 | It felt this this had a budget of $2 and a pack of gum though it made like 10x it's budget so I guess it worked. |
| [TV Show] (Invincible) 8/10 | I hate the black girl so fucking much just break up like how can she be pissed that he didn't tell her his secret identity even his closest friend doesn't know you been dating for 20 minutes chill out. |
| [Movie] (Scream VI) 6.5/10 | Holy shit Ghost Face can actually move without collapsing!! Big advancements happening here. |
| [Movie] (Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) 9/10 | Just watch it please. It's peak fiction. Even better than the already great original. |
| [Movie] (Saw X) 4/10 | These movies are kinda getting old. What is even going on anymore, it seems like they can't even figure out a reason for them to keep going. |
| [Movie] (Saw VI) 6/10 | I feel like the cameras are slightly worse for this one, still better than 2, 3 and 4 somehow. That's all I have to say to be honest this shit is getting so lazy. |
| [Movie] (Saw V) 6.5/10 | This is my favourite one since Saw 1 but did they just run out of money while still missing a trap and so they thought fuck it, shotgun chair? Because that's honestly the only explaination for this. |
| [Movie] (Saw IV) 6/10 | The chair based traps are getting a little old but ig, I couldn't think up anything better personally but you guys are getting like a trillion dollars a movie. |
| [Movie] (Saw III) 6/10 | Doubled the money again and made it worse. I didn't think the freezer room was the best trap either. |
| [Movie] (Saw II) 6.5/10 | How did they get 4x more money and still make a worse movie?? |
| [Movie] (Saw) 7/10 | Tiny budget but they made it work really well, the camera the recorded this on really does suck ass. |
| [Anime] (My Hero Academia) 5/10 | One of the things of all time truly. Edit: I really need to write more for these things. |
| [Anime] (Devilman: Crybaby) 7.5/10 | Chief Priest sounds like cheif keef. Anyways this show was kind of bizarre but also very unique and fun. Edit: What was I on about with that first sentence. |
| [Anime] (Saving 80,000 Gold in Another World for My Retirement) 2.5/10 | I honestly can not believe I was recommended such garbage. Slop to the extreme. |
| [Anime] (Spy X Family) 7/10 | What the dog doin? (He's such a good boy). |
| [Anime] (Attack on Titan) 8/10 | It upsets me greatly that people think this is good. I did really enjoy the first few episodes though. Edit: Not as bad as I let own but still overrated as shit everyone such a whiny asshole. Some very cool ideas were going on though. Edit 2: 6.5 -> 3, Nah actually I lied to you. I tried to rewatch this shit and this is so fucking corny holy shit I was dying. The sub isn't less cringy it's just harder to judge cringe when you're reading it as opposed to hearing it. Edit: 3 -> 8, I think stockholm kicked in or something but I pushed through the corn and it led me to realise Attack on Titan really is something special. I can't really explain it but AOT is strangely captivating to me even if it took me a while to 'get' it. |
| [Anime] (Chainsaw Man) 8.5/10 | I hate poor people !! This show cool as fuck though, the animation is peak and the characters are just such over the top fun. |
| [Anime] (Bungo Stray Dogs) 6.5/10 | My expectations were too high. My friends overhyped this like crazy oml. |
| [Anime] (Assassination Classroom) 6.5/10 | Femboy. Edit: Very succinct past me, god bless. |
| [Anime] (One Punch Man) 8/10 | So good (except for season 2 but we pretend that doesn't exist) that it even made me read the manga. |
| [Anime] (Mob Psycho 100) 8.5/10 | I have no doubt that the animators were high making this. Edit: Clearly incorrect as you wouldn't be able to pull off something this good while stoned. |
| [Anime] (Made in Abyss) 9.5/10 | First anime I watched (except for like Pokemon but that shit don't count), shit goes harder than diamonds. Set my expectations way too high for this medium. |
| [Anime] (Jujutsu Kaisen) 8.5/10 | Some guy named Kenzo is getting paid 5 yen per 19 hour shift for animating this shit, what a hero. |
| [Anime] (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3: Stardust Crusaders) 6/10 | My Google Drive account got deleted for pirating this, the battles were cool, way better then part 2 and 1 because they have stands now but it barely had a plot. |
| [Anime] (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Golden Wind) 8/10 | My favourite group dynamic so far and the setting felt real unique because Italy is just cool like that and isn't in shows enough. The plot was technically better than part 4 with non of those random loose threads but Diavolo was such a boring character and got carried so hard by Doppio. |
| [Anime] (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable) 9/10 | My favourite Jojo's Bizarre Adventure part with one of my favourite villains of all time. Kira is such an interesting character and this setting was such a breath of fresh air compared to the previous massive worldwide trips. Kira being so interesting almost made me forget the random plot points they just forgot to expand on. |
| [Anime] (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 2: Battle Tendency) 4.5/10 | A step above part 1 because the main character isn't a piece of cardboard but thats about the only thing I found better in this part and it still has bum ass ripple, |