| Current average score: 6.04/10 | Artist, Name, Score, Cover | Comment |
|---|---|
| [Blushy Buttercup] (Dream Vessel) 1.5/10 | Furry music or not this just sucks ass. |
| [Kero Kero Bonito] (TOTEP) 8/10 | A warning shot before their hood classic Time 'n' Place. |
| [Kero Kero Bonito] (Civilisation II) 7.5/10 | We are so back. |
| [Kero Kero Bonito] (Civilisation I) 6.5/10 | When the fires come had no reason to go that hard wtf. Aside from that probably sadly my least favourite KKB project so far. Not to say its bad but it just kinda missed the mark for me with only one song I added to my playlist and the rest being just mid. |
| [your arms are my cocoon] (death of a rabbit) 4/10 | Wayy too much ambition compared to their actual ability. |
| [파란노을 [Parannoul]] (Sky Hundred) 8/10 | The light at the end of the tunnel was a flashbang. What the fuck. |
| [Vampire Weekend] (Only God Was Above Us) 7.5/10   | Vampire Weekend got me wanting to wear a beanie. Every song slaps and I thoroughly enjoyed this on first listen and second and third. Probably on like 10th by now at least. Great album. Edit: 8.5 -> 7.5, I've been on my BKNR shit and honestly I think Vampire Weekend could have pushed further on this album, still good though just doesn't hit the same. |
| [Godspeed You Black Emperor!] (Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven) 5.5/10 | Yeah I really like sitting in complete silence for half of an album, part 1 of storm was literally my favourite start to any album of all time and somehow they still fumbled. I know this is meant to be more an art peice and I appreciate that but I still don't really care, I like albums that people play and you actually hear it, you know, driving a car hearing another car playing it, you know, go to the barbershop and you hear them playing it, you know, turn the radio on and you hear them playing it, you know, it's playing everywhere, it's called great music, it's called albums that you actually hear the songs, not no mysterious shit and you never hear it. |
| [Sewerslvt] (Cyberia Lyr1+2=3) 5/10 | Sewerslvt out here dropping the most mid breakcore album on earth and somehow still making one of their best albums ever !! |
| [PARTYNEXTDOOR] (PARTYNEXTDOOR 4 (P4)) 3.5/10 | If this guy has ghostwriters, fire them. If not, please hire some. |
| [Jacob Collier] (Djesse (Vol. 4)) 3.5/10 | Should have just made a really good single instead of this boring ass album. My dad liked it though so I guess it's something. |
| [Ace of Spades (punk)] (dys) 4/10 | I can see potential but that pontential wasn't really taken advantage of until phoria. I also had a small text conversation with Ms Spades. Seems pretty cool. |
| [Hobo Johnson] (Hobo Johnson Alienates His Fanbase) 1.5/10 | This sounds like shit. I liked the title though. |
| [Max Romeo & The Upsetters] (War Ina Babylon) 8.5/10   | Reggae classic that not enough people talk about. Bob Marley who? |
| [Weezer] (Weezer (White Album)) 7.5/10 | Whitest thing on earth. |
| [Nirvana] (Nevermind) 7.5/10 | A hot take but this is not a top 100 of all time, it's very good and I think I have an idea of why people love it so much but it just doesn't do as much for me as I thought it would. I didn't like how it peaked on track #1 either. |
| [100 gecs] (10,000 gecs) 7.5/10 | Just as fun as the last album and sounds slightly more refined idk? It didn't have a song as good as money machine but it was a lot more consistently good. |
| [100 gecs] (1000 gecs) 7.5/10 | It's a really really fun album what can I say. |
| [black midi] (Hellfire) 7/10 | Good but it could have been better. I don't really know how you could make ti better without make it just The New Sound but yeah. |
| [Quadeca] (SCRAPYARD III) 8.6/10 | Way better then SCRAPYARD imo. This 9 minutes had me levitating, it was a very spiritual experience and easier is crazy. |
| [Earl Sweatshirt] (Some Rap Songs) 7.5/10 | Very good, very depressing too. Shattered Dreams is one of my favourite opening tracks to like almost album. |
| [Jane Remover] (Frailty) 8.5/10 | Show this to a Victorian child he'll fucking die, epic prank. This album is all over the place but it feels so right. |
| [SOPHIE] (OIL OF EVERY PEARL'S UN-INSIDES) 8.5/10 | I just can't see how you can be transphobic when this exists? Like what can you really do at this point. |
| [Kendrick Lamar] (Section.80) 8/10 | Hiiiipower is my most listened to Kendrick song. That's all I have to say. |
| [Joe Hawley] (Yelwah Eoj Yelwah Eoj) 1/10 | What the fuck is this Joe? Please go back to grooming minors. I know why he reversed it, copyright and shit, but like did he really think anyone who isn't a Tallyhall superfan would put in the effort to download the mp3 and manually reverse this shit. Anyways I listened to some shitty bootleg Soundcloud version of this before realising he made an unreversed version called Joe Hawley. Jokes on me I guess. This isn't really a 1 I just got too pissed off. |
| [The Beach Boys] (Pet Sounds) 9.5/10   | So charming, so creative, every single song is great no matter how many people say some havent aged well. This is how good the Beach Boys could possibly be before they became drug addicts or whatever the fuck. |
| [Oliver Tree] (Alone In A Crowd) 4.5/10 | i think a fair bit of effort was put into this?? It's almost mid, I'm feeling a strong 5 on the next album. |
| [Weezer] (Weezer (Blue Album)) 7.5/10 | Guy on far left look like a testicle am I right lads or am I right lads? |
| [Jaden Smith] (SYRE) 6.5/10 | A bit overhated imo. The first 4 songs are straight fire, ninety slaps and most of the other songs are pretty alright. The last one was kind of ass but still listenable. I also don't know why people are criticising jaden for being overly egotistical when thats like 90% of rap music. |
| [Cynthoni (Sewerslvt)] (Sewerslvt Presents: Cynthoni, Pt. 2) 5/10 | Admittedly better then the first one, feels a lot more complete and clean. It's still boring though and idk how I'm seeing some people saying machine girl needs to take pointers from this. Dumbasses. |
| [Cynthoni (Sewerslvt)] (Sewerslvt Presents: Cynthoni, Pt. 1) 3.5/10 | Big downgrade from their last album and idk how that happens. It's just so boring and making use of all the weakest aspects of Sewerslvt (except for putting horrific deaths in their songs). |
| [TURQUOISEDEATH] (Se Bueno) 7/10 | A good listen. I've seen this being called a sewerslvt clone just because it's breakcore ig but this is better then anything sewerslvt has ever made. |
| [AmyReal] (this EP will definitely outsell ice spice and riskr) 5.5/10  | A better then expected shitpost EP by amyreal. My favourite song was 'Gambling Addictions Should Be Normalized And Encouraged'. |
| [David Bowie] (Heathen) 5/10 | A pretty mid album from bowie, had a couple bangers like 'Heathen' and 'Slip Away' but that was it. At least it wasnt as bad as some of the 1980s stuff. |
| [Death Grips] (Fashion Week) 5.5/10 | Death Grips' worst album and it wasnt even awful just empty without MC Ride's vocals. |
| [Takane Lui] (Liberty) 3/10 | Hololive makes another one of the most forgettable J-rock albums I've ever heard. If I didnt note down that I'd listened to this I probably would have forgotten. It's not only forgettable though, it also sucks ass. |
| [Oliver Tree] (Cowboy Tears) 2.5/10 | Big downgrade from his last album. This just felt boring and playing it too safe leading to there being not a single song that was any good. |
| [beabadoobee] (This Is How Tomorrow Moves') 6.5/10 | Bababooey |
| [Manu Chao] (Clandestino) 9/10   | I'm the king of the bongo, baby. My mothers' favourite album making it the soundtrack to my childhood. I like it a lot, every song is insanely catchy and fun. One of the most fun albums I've ever heard and still manages to fit some meaning in. The 7.8 on aoty doesn't do it service !! |
| [50 Cent] (Get Rich or Die Tryin') 7/10 | The highs are high and the lows arent too bad. Many Men and P.I.M.P are hood classics too and help the situation. |
| [Patti Smith] (Horses) 5.5/10 | I didnt fw this one as much as expected. It was just kind of boring idk, its still fine but nothing too special imho. |
| [JAY-Z] (The Black Album) 8/10 | He sampled Chase the Devil so it gets an instant 8!! Even the interlude was so fire !! |
| [Kanye West] (Yeezus) 9/10 | Closest Kanye got to being noided and it was beautiful. |
| [Igorrr & Ruby My Dear] (Maigre) 8/10 | That screaming sounded real. Maybe we should check in on these guys or something idk. |
| [Lemon Demon] (Spirit Phone) 9/10 | Tally Hall and Will Wood want to be him so bad. hes to theatrecore what kendrick lamar is to hiphop. this man made an almost 2 hour long album and I've listened to it like 20 times. |
| [Tyler the Creator] (CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST) 9.5/10   | Tyler came back with his most hiphop album in ages just to flex or something idk. He's my goat tho and this is probably my most listened to Tyler album to be honest, probably my most listened to album just in general aside from maybe CHASER. |
| [Bo Burnham] (Inside (The Songs)) 7/10 | I guess I have a little theatre kid left in me. |
| [Kanye West] (Donda) 7.5/10 | I think Kanye must have given me PTSD or something after Vultures because even going back to this project which I thought was a dogshit mess on my first few listens I now think is kind of great. It's still a real mess in terms of quality but I think it's highs are too high for me to disregard. This album has many of Kanye's best imho. I've even grown on some songs like Junya and Jonah which I originally thought killed the flow of the album. I imagine I'll come back to this album again and again after Kanye continues to ruin my life with dogshit. |
| [Sewerslvt] (if you're out there i miss you ｡ﾟ･ (>_<) ･ﾟ｡) 3/10 | Falls over the moment it gets past the start line and doesn't recover. |
| [The Weeknd] (Dawn FM) 7/10 | Very solid record, kept me entertained the whole time. I also like the Tyler feature quite a lot. |
| [BoyWithUke] (Serotonin Dreams) 1.5/10 | This album is so cringy I just wanna curl up into a ball and hide. This is what 13 year olds with crying bart simpson pfps listen to. |
| [Will Wood] (In case I make It,) 5.5/10 | I like a bit of it but why the fuck is will trying so hard in every album just stop playing every sound at the same time jesus christ. Cringyish lyrics don't help the situation. |
| [Kero Kero Bonito] (Time 'n' Place) 9/10   | The Death Grips --> KKB pipeline is so real its crazy wtf. Big step up lyrically from Bonito Generation and a different but just as enjoyable energy. |
| [Kero Kero Bonito] (Bonito Generation) 8/10 | Thank you Sarah Bonito for ruining my life. The life grips jokes were real. |
| [Kendrick Lamar] (DAMN.) 7.5/10 | Not as consistent as the rest of Kendricks stuff but its full of bangers and a realy good listen. |
| [me&me] (Playdough Cooked in Tea) 0/10 | I was under the impression jokes were meant to be funny. |
| [JPEGMAFIA] (LP! (Offline)) 9.5/10   | Had to go on an ebay scavanger hunt for that low quality picture of the back cover. Anyways this album goes insanely hard and HAZARD DUTY PAY! alone makes this better than the online version. |
| [Sewerslvt] (we had good times together, don't forget that) 6/10 | Sewersvlt's magnum opus and its still barely above being mid !! I suggest you kill yourself! ! |
| [Sewerslvt] (Skitzofrenia Simulation) 3.5/10 | Good title, dumpster fire album. Sewersvlt is such an edgelord god damn. |
| [Sewerslvt] (The World Is Fvcked) 3.5/10 | Sewerslvt is back to making stinky poo poo music. So god damn boring. |
| [Sewerslvt] (Draining Love Story) 5.5/10 | Sewerslvt has evolved from being shit to fine !! Great stuff !! |
| [Sewerslvt] (Drowning In The Sewer) 2.5/10 | Devolution, no clue why people like this so much but it sounds like shit I'm not even gonna lie and nothingness proves Sewerslvt is still completely insane (in a bad way). |
| [Sewerslvt] (Starving Slvts Always Get Their Fix) 3/10 | Makes my ears bleed more then the last album but also feels like theres actually something going on unlike the last album. |
| [Sewerslvt] (Interdimensional Snuff Films) 3/10  | Sewerslvt slowly improves, still hasn't made an album that didn't make my ears want to throw themselves into a bathtub with a toaster, which I guess is what the cover was symbolising. |
| [Sewerslvt] (It Just Gets Worse) 2.5/10 | I wouldnt go as far as to say worse because you cant go below 0 but this is still ass !! |
| [Sewerslvt] (Don't Be Afraid of Dying) 0/10 | An album with such catastrophically bad execution it forced me to retroactively bump up every other album I've rated 0 by 5 because they truly cannot compare (I'm not uploading these in order trust the process I just havent put in any of the other things I thought were 0s so far) |
| [Quadeca] (SCRAPYARD) 6/10 | Overrated imo. Gave me a crazy ass cover and all caps song names and it did not deliver the insane autism expected. Still alright though. |
| [David Bowie] (Earthling) 8.5/10 | I might just be a David Bowie meatrider but this album is really underrated. Not a single miss and half of it was peak Bowie, Little Wonder !! Battle for Britain?!! Siven Years in Tibet?! I'm Afraid of Americans😨😨 !?!! |
| [Beewall] (Late to Work) 1.5/10  | This album is shit but look at that fucking cover LMAOOOO WHAT DID JOLLIBEE DO??!?! |
| [The-Dream] (Ménage à Trois: Sextape Vol. 1, 2, 3) 2.5/10 | So unbelievably boring, I genuinely cannot believe I wasted so much on this not a single stad out song. This guy is so horny its insane. |
| [Oliver Tree] (Ugly is Beautiful) 4/10 | Good production (probably because he had like 500 people working on this) but feels soulless (probably because he had like 500 people working on this). The songs are also just like generally not good. |
| [Neil Cicierega] (Mouth Moods) 7.5/10 | Meme album but its bars I'm not even gonna lie. It's charming and creative and I like it quite a lot. |
| [JPEGMAFIA & Danny Brown] (SCARING THE HOES: DLC PACK) 7.5/10 | It's like the album, but more of it !! Everything on here is real good but Hermanos is great. |
| [Kanye West] (Yandhi) 8/10 | Shit was majestic if unfinished what did we do to end up getting the bad ending... |
| [Ace of Spades (punk)] (phoria) 5.5/10 | Big improvements from dys, then is definitly darker and the lyrics pretty hard even for someone who doesn't really relate to ace of spades' struggle. Doesn't mean I thought it was great though. Multiple songs feel needlessly long and it doesn't help that a lot of this album felt repetitive. |
| [Billie Eilish] (HIT ME HARD AND SOFT) 6/10 | It had a lot of bops but its so corny some songs were genuinely difficult to sit through. Honestly I was so ready to stop listening at skinny it almost broke me and sunk cost is the only thing that pulled me through the diner. |
| [David Bowie] (Station to Station) 9.5/10   | Mf made one of my favourite albums white he was fucked up out of his mind, maybe this whole cocaine thing isn't so bad after all. |
| [Sufjan Stevens] (Illinois) 8.5/10   | Folk isnt usually a genre I'm into but it is when it's Sufjan making it ig. The first song on here was gorgeous and blew my expectations out of the water, then that happened again 22 more times. |
| [Kanye West] (Late Registration) 9.5/10   | second best kanye record, filled with so many replayable bangers its actually insane. probably my most replayed record, the skits werent even that bad either. (sorry for the poorly cropped back cover its a pain in the ass to find a high quality front and back that are the same size). |
| [Death Grips] (Exmilitary) 9.5/10   | My second favourite Death Grips thing. Originally didn't put it here because it's a mixtape but I don't care anymore this is the greatest mixtape ever made I pray every single day for it to come onto Spotify. The Kero Kero Bonito and Tobuscus mashups are fire too I'm not even kidding. 10 -> 9.5, not consistent enough to remain a 10 tragically. |
| [Femtanyl] (Chaser) 10/10   | Femtanyl's first album and its fire. I originally gave this an 8.5 but I slowly just kept listening to it over and over and now even though I only have 19 Femtanyl songs in my playlist of 1000 Femtanyl is my top artist. |
| [The Beatles] (Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band) 8/10   | The best Beatles album, Abbey Road put me to sleep but this is my shit, from start to end not a single miss the people on aoty are lying to you when they say this isnt as good as Abbey Road and Revolver. The cover is also fire, idk why they cropped Ghandi out though. Edit: Went from 9.6 -> 8 I've grown to despise the mixing in this album. |
| [Kendrick Lamar] (To Pimp a Butterfly) 9.5/10   | Iconic album and probably one of the best hiphop albums ever made. The cover is also sick. This is really short because honestly I'm not smart enough, American enough or black enough to correctly talk about it but all I can say is that your racist uncle wont be racist if you make him listen to this. |
| [Tyler the Creator] (Igor) 10/10   | My favourite Tyler the Creator album and probably my favourite album ever. Tells a story as well as having only bangers. The vinyl even has a secret song (Boyfriend) which is fire and the cover really stands out, listen to it now. Even the left-over track Best Interest is great. |
| [Death Grips] (The Money Store) 10/10   | This album got me drenched in sweat by the end of it. It's like a gateway drug to more experiemental hiphop aswell as a gateway into crack. Idk if id say you should buy this as the bdsm type cover probably wont leave a good impression on your friends and family. |
| [Kanye West] (My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy) 10/10   | Best Nicki Minaj verse ever on Monster, best Rick Ross verse on Devil in a New Dress and Runaway is one of my favourite songs ever. Listen to it if you haven't yet. The album art is also iconic and recognisable so it's pretty cool to have. |
| [David Bowie] (Ziggy Stardust and the Spider From Mars) 10/10   | Basically perfect album in my mind. Not a single miss, Five Years is a perfect start and Rock 'n' Roll Suicide is the perfect end. The cover is iconic too, also undeniable proof David Bowie's from the future he predicted Kanye West!! |