| Current average score: 6.04/10 | Artist, Name, Score, Cover | Comment |
|---|---|
| [B Dizzle] (genre: bradboy) 0.5/10 | Not related to this album but like I just saw that video about Brad starting youtube again and that man did not look healthy send him back to rehab. |
| [Onision] (Forbidden Frequencies) 0.5/10 | Please someone tell Onision to stop making music he peaked at the banana song. |
| [青葉市子 [Ichiko Aoba]] (アダンの風 (Windswept Adan)) 9/10  | Majestic, beautiful album. 'Parfum d'etoiles' is probably now one of my favourite songs of all time straight up it is that beautiful. |
| [Candy Claws] (Ceres & Calypso in the Deep Time) 9/10  | Incredibly dense album that makes me feel like I really am in some forest or jungle or whatever the place in the cover is. As a side note the cover looks awesome and is the only reason I gave this a chance and thank god I did. Best songs on here are 'Fell in Love' and 'Pangea Girls'. |
| [파란노을 [Parannoul]] (To See the Next Part of the Dream) 6.5/10 | Good but not Parannoul's best by a long shot, the first few were really good especially white ceiling but the rest kind of fell flat for me. |
| [f(x)] (Pink Tape) 8/10  | I cannot tell anyone I fw this. 'Airplane' is the best K-Pop song of all time! |
| [Talking Heads] (Remain in Light) 8.5/10   | I love you Talking Heads !! This album is funky and fun. Every song on here is a banger. My dad hates this album though for some reason idk bad taste I guess. |
| [Talking Heads] (The Name of This Band Is Talking Heads) 8.5/10   | Best version of the best talking heads song (Born Under Punches). Even if everything else sucked I would have still given it like a 7, luckily the rest of the songs are as good if not better than their album versions. Except for this Psycho Killer version though it kind of sucked imo. |
| [Talking Heads] (Stop Making Sense) 7.5/10  | Very good but kind of overrated imo. |
| [tuv] (stop loving me!) 3/10 | Why do I keep listening to tuv's music? I have to stop. Anyways this was just worse than the first one. |
| [System of a Down] (Toxicity) 8.5/10  | I don't know who the System of a Down Singer is but I love him, System of a Down's albums sound so unique to other metal records I've heard and I love it. |
| [Fishmans] (LONG SEASON) 8.5/10  | Could have been a 9 if part 3 was changed, it was in the live album though so thats the best version of this song. This is still really great though. |
| [Fishmans] (宇宙 日本 世田谷 (Uchū Nippon Setagaya)) 9/10  | My second favourite Fishmans thing and feels so different from the rest of their stuff but still sounds like them. I can't explain it but I had a massive smile the entire time. |
| [Fishmans] (空中キャンプ (Kūchū Camp)) 8.5/10  | Less dreamy then the other projects of theirs but it makes up for it but just being really fun. |
| [Fishmans] (98.12.28 男達の別れ (98.12.28 Otokotachi no wakare)) 9.5/10  | The greatest live album of all time. It solves any issues I've had with their other songs. Particularly 'ゆらめき IN THE AIR' and 'LONG SEASON' turn from extremely good to masterpieces. I genuinely cannot believe this was performed live. Some of the most beautiful, charming and mystical sounding music I've ever heard. I swear to god after this album ended I started hyperventilating and shit because I had my breath held the whole time. |
| [Billy Joel] (The Stranger) 8.5/10 | It seems such a waste of time, if thats what its all about. Mama if thats movin up, then I'm moving out !! Peak! |
| [SPELLLING] (The Turning Wheel) 4.5/10 | Might need to listen to this again at some point but I just wasn't feeling it at the time. |
| [Armand Hammer & The Alchemist] (HARAM) 4.5/10  | Sorry armand this sounds like shit, fire cover though. Edit: This was hyperbolic, the album's not that bad. |
| [Arcade Fire] (Funeral) 9/10   | It's insane this album got made in 2004. It still sounds so fresh despite not the greatest production, it's like 10 years ahead of its time at least. The cover not making a square doesn't please me though. All four Neighborhood's and Rebellion especially go hard. |
| [Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds] (Ghoosteen) 6/10 | All my opinions have been formed by anthony fantano. He ruined this for me. |
| [Judy Collins] (The Very Best of Judy Collins) 7/10 | Best version of 'Amazing Grace' out there !! The rest is a vibe too. |
| [Fousheé] (Pointy Heights) 5.5/10 | Ehhh, its alright, just kind of forgettable. '100 bux' and 'war' go hard though. |
| [A. R. Rahman] (Slumdog Millionaire (Music From The Motion Picture)) 7.5/10 | Thank you my one true love, 'Mausam & Escape'. |
| [ImRuscelOfficial] (Reeds and Seeds) 7/10 | Shockingly good for a PvZ jazz album made by some guy on YouTube. Some songs were forgettable but 'Loonboon' went hard so we all good. |
| [Invisible] (El Jardín de los Presentes) 8/10   | Me encanta el jardín de los presentes !! (I did year 9 Spanish and yet somehow this is the extent of my vocab.) |
| [The Jimi Hendrix Experience] (Electric Landlady) 8.5/10   | I make love to you in your sleep and lord knows you felt no pain? Ok Jimi. |
| [Scissor Sisters] (Ta-Dah) 7/10 | A fun album but not really that memorable idk. I can't decide is pretty good though. |
| [Armand Hammer] (We Buy Diabetic Test Strips + Doves) 8.4/10   | Godspeed You! Black Emperor if they made good music. |
| [Lil Ugly Mane] (VOLCANIC BIRD ENEMY AND THE VOICED CONCERN) 10/10   | 8.6 -> 8.8 -> 9.2 -> 9.6 -> 10. This album grew on me like crazy. Tonight I decided to give it another relisten and spent like a fully hour crying. I know it's a little cliche to say but this album feels like how it feels to be in an insane dream, where everything feels normal and you only realise how off everything was when you wake up. Incredible. |
| [Metallica] (Master of Puppets) 8/10   | This album was great but I feel like it wasn't as insane and over the top as expected. Honestly kind of a chill metal album idk (not a bad thing though). |
| [Daft Punk] (Discovery) 7.5/10   | What the fuck is french house and why is it so fire. Edit: 8.1 -> 7.5 while I still think this album is really good it's grown off me a little, a lot of the songs feel a bit repetative to me now. |
| [Anri] (Timely!!) 8.5/10   | This was my first time listening to a J-Pop album so I decided to just pick the highest rated one and I was not disappointed. This album was just so charming and fun even if I can't understand a word she is saying. I don't know what city pop is but this is probably the best of that too. |
| [King Crimson] (Red) 4.5/10 | Sorry Mr. Crimson but this album is just boring and 'Providence' is straight up bad. |
| [Death] (Symbolic) 9/10   | Best metal album I've ever heard. Insane riffs, insane vocals and the perfect energy that you should have in a metal album, this entire album sounds so chaotic and it's just something you have to experience yourself. Go listen to this right now !! |
| [Garbage] (Garbage) 5/10 | Not garbage, just mediocre (badum tss) (still got it). Every song just made me feel nothing. |
| [Led Zeppelin] (Led Zeppelin IV) 7.5/10 | Very good album but I had a mix up on spotify and accidentally listened to 'Symbolic' by Death the first time and didn't realise because this was my first time hearing a Led Zeppelin album. |
| [Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds] (Ghosteen) 6/10 | It was alright, not as good as the 93 critic score implies though. The mixing was kind of fucked at some points and it just felt tedious a lot of the time. |
| [Daughters] (You Won't Get What You Want) 6/10 | Sorry Anthony Fantano but this is not an 10. Still was a pretty alright rock album and I had a fine time with it but like cmon man. Maybe it's just too deep for me. |
| [McKinley Dixon] (Beloved! Paradise! Jazz?!) 7.5/10 | Thought he had a paw on the cover and I was bout to listen to some furry jazz rap. Very disappointed that wasn't the case. |
| [Baby Keem] (The Melodic Blue) 5.5/10 | The features were carrying this album so hard (except for 16 that shit was fire). |
| [Nirvana] (MTV Unplugged in New York) 8/10   | My favourite performance from nirvana, very strong album with the best variant of every song they perform except for the man who sold the world and i will die on that hill. kurts range musically is crazy and fun fact apparently someone bought the cardigan he was wearing for $334k ?? |
| [Johnny Cash] (Live At Folsom Prison) 4/10 | Really overrated? Maybe it's because I just don't like country but this album was just really boring for me and I was not having a good time with Mr Cash. |
| [tuv] (ear candy) 3/10 | YouTubers need to stop making music holy shit what is this. |
| [N1n0] (Zerstör Dich Selbst) 2.5/10 | Not very good. I don't know how this got a 70 on aoty but harsh noise isn't my favourite genre despite popular belief. |
| [Ween] (The Mollusk) 8/10   | Another weird as album that somehow achieves its purpose (which I assume is making me an ocean man) perfectly. I've never really heard an album like this before and every song is really unique and I like it a lot, it's like a rollercoster ride but instead of ups and downs it just keeps going up until we reach the sun and die. As a side note Buckingham Green is way better than ocean man I swear to god. |
| [Slipknot] (Slipknot) 8.5/10   | Insane ass album with an intense but also kind of silly fun energy to it which I can't say I saw coming. My dad didn't enjoy this one though, said he found it 'pathetic' no clue what he means by that though. |
| [Swans] (Soundtracks for the Blind) 3/10 | Overrated piece of dog shit. The first three songs were the best in the entire album and only song I enjoyed on copper was the sound. I cant believe I wasted 2 hours of my life listening to this with the assumption that it would get better and it being called a masterpiece would start to make sense. I couldn't even tell this album's songs apart because they all sound the same and the whispering vocals made me feel like I was going senile. |
| [System of a Down] (System of a Down) 8/10   | My girl, you know, she lashes out at me sometimes and I just fucking kick her !! Bars. |
| [Laura Shigihara] (Plants Vs. Zombies Original Video Game Soundtrack) 7.5/10 | Why was this flash games soundtrack so good wtf. |
| [Owl City] (Ocean Eyes) 5/10 | It's fine but forgettable. Nothing stood out as bad but same goes for nothing being good, straight down the middle. |
| [MGMT] (Loss of Life) 7.5/10 | All over the place but it has a lot of great stuff, 'Dancing in Babylon' is magestic and 'Loss of Life' might be my favourite or at least one of my favourite songs this year. |
| [MGMT] (MGMT) 6/10 | First half was good, second half wasnt, probably evens out to like a 6. |
| [MGMT] (Congratulations) 7/10 | Living Tombstone ass cover. |
| [MGMT] (Little Dark Age) 7.5/10 | Random nazis online have never been the same since this dropped. |
| [Steve Lacy] (Gemini Rights) 7.5/10 | Smooth. I get why TikTok likes this stuff. |
| [Hiatus Kaiyote] (Choose Your Weapon) 6.5/10  | Best part of the album is the cover. I don't like jazz either so that doesn't help. |
| [gundeityxlestabed] (TRANS TRAP) 5.5/10 | Lucky this is only 10 minutes because if it was like 30 this would be like 2. |
| [JID] (The Forever Story (Extended Version)) 9/10 | This my son, he came from these nuts. This negro came back from school all tatted up like the sistine chapel talkin bout how he aint playin football no more. |
| [Mrgirl] (The Blackfayce - EP) 1/10 | I still think that he's doing this ironically but he's fallen so far its just kind of sad. |
| [Logic] (Ultra 85) 8.5/10 | Just looked out the window and saw a pig flying wtf. |
| [Young Alpha] (Young Alpha 5) 0.5/10 | Young Alpha couldnt even get a girl on the cover this shit is ass wtf. |
| [Earson] (Mane I Can't) 4/10 | Sometimes you dig too deep. |
| [Chance the Rapper] (Acid Rap) 7/10 | Collapses halfway through but the start and the end are pretty great and just a fun time. Very barely a 7. |
| [/.../] (1959) 5.5/10 | It's fine, didnt make me feel anything in specific it was just an alright time. |
| [Blushy Buttercup] (Dream Vessel) 2.5/10 | Guess what this has in common with mommycore. |
| [Chance the Rapper] (Coloring Book) 7/10 | Charming and infectious. Unlike acid rap it doesn't collapse halfway through but it doesn't reach as high highs as acid rap. Still puts a smile on my face though. |
| [Dream] (to whoever wants to hear) 2/10 | Yung Gravy made a song better this is not a good sign. |
| [a bunch of people] (Hazbin Hotel (Original Soundtrack)) 2/10 | It's so cringy I cant take it. If I get to hell and it's made by Vivziepop I'm gonna be so pissed. |
| [Ravyn Lenae] (Bird's Eye) 6.5/10 | It was a good listen, kept me interested and was pretty chill but didnt really leave me wanting more. |
| [파란노을 [Parannoul]] (After the Magic) 7/10 | Decided to give this a listen after seeing anthony fantano (my biggest opp) give sky hundred a 6. Pretty fire, still prefer sky hundred though !! |
| [NAV] (RECKLESS) 2.5/10 | The good: beats, the bad: everything else. |
| [Clairo] (Charm) 5/10 | I get while people like it but also it bored me to death so I don't care. Still I cant say it's bad as it clearly just isn't for me. |
| [The Dresden Dolls] (Yes, Virginia...) 3.5/10 | Made me cringe, make this all in a language I don't understand and I'll like it more. |
| [My Chemical Romance] (The Black Parade) 6/10 | Might be because I listened to this right after tcfsr but it as just too emo for me. |
| [Falling In Reverse] (Popular Monster) 2/10 | You know those videos of two squares and the smaller one is knocking against the wall and the heavier one and it's counting how many hits until the heavy one gets knocked away? Yeah. Edit: Lowkey I have no idea what I was on about. |
| [Have a Nice Life] (Deathconsciousness) 9.5/10   | I think I might like shoegaze (wtf) ?? I've never been depressed (I'm somewhat of a mental health massiah) so it's not like I relate too heavily to whats being said here, but I can hear the emotion in this and it's mad beautiful tbh (and just between me and you, I cried on 'There Is No Food'). There are also lots of bangers in this album too, like half of this album is going on my regular listening playlist and theres nothing anyone can do to stop me from playing them when I get the aux (I don't get the aux). |
| [Lip Critic] (Hex Dealer) 8/10 | I love this guys voice so much, very good addition to my favourite genre, terminally onlinecore. |
| [Bruhguy3457] (Desert of Doom) 4.3/10 | Very amateurish sounding (idk how to describe it). By the looks of the album cover it's made by a literal child though so I'm not gonna get too harsh. |
| [Logic] (Under Pressure) 4/10 | Not good, boring a lot of the time but never too bad that it was funny, just slightly above mid. |
| [Epic Mountain] (Kurzgesagt, Vol. 8 (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)) 7/10 | It's good studying music istg. |
| [Death Grips] (Steroids (Crouching Tiger Hidden Gabber Megamix)) 8.5/10 | 20 minutes of pure autism holy shit. |
| [SOPHIE] (PRODUCT) 6/10 | BIPP carries so hard. |
| [Harry Styles] (Fine Line) 6.5/10 | Imagine salt on white rice (it still tastes kinda good though I know this is the whitest thing I've ever said just trust me on this one). |
| [Danny Gonzalez] (Bump This) 3/10 | I'm Danny Gonzalez's biggest fan but this is kind of ass. Bad boy is pretty alright but everything else just isn't funny idk. |
| [Death Grips] (Jenny Death) 9.5/10  | My favourite half of 'The Powers That B'. No back cover for this one as I'm pretty sure it never got a physical release?? So tragic. |
| [Kaizo Slumber] (How Are We Feeling Today?) 7/10 | Was wondering on 'Gross Technique' how they would keep up this energy then I heard 'Gengar Ectasy' and have been twitching on the floor ever since. |
| [ian] (Valedictorian) 2.5/10 | Don't really listen to Yeat or Mabu so this just sounds really boring to me. It does not spark joy. Good thing it's only 20 minutes because I might have gone insane. |
| [Prince] (Purple Rain) 9/10 | Great cover. This album keeps growing on me and everytime I relisten I find another song I was sleeping on. I watched the movie after though and that was ass. |
| [Björk] (Vespertine) 7.5/10 | My dad complaining the whole time probably didn't help but it didn't really live up to what I expected it to be, that's just because of how high my expectations were based on it's rating on AOTY and RYM though. Still think this album is pretty good. |
| [Peter Gabriel] (So) 8.5/10 | A very groovy album and the Kate Bush feature was sick, Sledgehammer has been on repeat ever since listening. |
| [Magdalena Bay] (Imaginal Disk) 9.5/10  | Woke up, got some coffee, opened up AOTY, looked at the discover page and spat that shit out. Sorry peggy I cant listen to you I'm too busy flying, listening to she looked at me had my arms spread 400ft above ground and that was just the first song holy shit (best song is tunnel vision btw). |
| [Fontaines D.C.] (Romance) 5/10 | Great first half, shit second half. This is only saved by 'Favourite' but I was basically asleep by that point so I don't care. Starburster was one of my favourite songs of the year though so i can't put it much lower than this. Edit: 6.7 -> 5 I guess I could put it lower afterall. |
| [Tobuscus] (Exmili-Toby) 3/10 | Kyle Rittenhouse (the song) was kind of fire I'm not even gonna lie. I have it on my playlist straight up. |
| [Kate Bush] (Hounds of Love) 6.5/10 | Fairly overrated, had a few really great songs in this but a lot of boring ones making this kind of hard to sit through. Running Up That Hill classic though fr fr. |
| [LustSickPuppy] (CAROUSEL FROM HELL) 5.5/10 | A bit undercooked and after hearing goatmeal I kind of expected more but an overall fun time. Edit: 7.3 -> 5.5, this album sounds worse everytime I hear it shits crazy, still love goatmeal though. |
| [David Bowie] (Reality) 5/10 | Weird ass cover for a very mid album. Very forgettable with not a single interesting song. What happened to my goat during the 2000s |
| [MAVI] (shadowbox) 7.5/10  | Type of shit to make you never want to listen to MAVI again it was just so soul crushingly good. Edit: Still like this one but a lot less than the first listen, 9 -> 7.5 |
| [LEGO®] (LEGO® White Noise) 0.5/10 | This was anything but a soothing experience. It made my ears feel like they were being tickled from the inside. |
| [r/kanye] (Our Beautiful Dark Twisted Subreddit) 2/10 | What I expected from r/kanye. Looks like this was fun to make but that didn't translate to being fun to listen to. |
| [Blushy Buttercup, Princess Bunny, DJ PUPPYBUTT & Starmoon] (MOMMYCORE) 3/10 | Imagine going to heaven and then having to explain to your ancestors why you listened to mommycore. |