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Interstellar

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Cyberpunk Edgerunners

The Eric Andre Show

Current average score: 6.22/10
[Movie] (Smile) 3/10	It felt this this had a budget of $2 and a pack of gum though it made like 10x it's budget so I guess it worked.
[TV Show] (Invincible) 8/10	I hate the black girl so fucking much just break up like how can she be pissed that he didn't tell her his secret identity even his closest friend doesn't know you been dating for 20 minutes chill out.
[Movie] (Scream VI) 6.5/10	Holy shit Ghost Face can actually move without collapsing!! Big advancements happening here.
[Movie] (Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) 9/10	Just watch it please. It's peak fiction. Even better than the already great original.
[Movie] (Saw X) 4/10	These movies are kinda getting old. What is even going on anymore, it seems like they can't even figure out a reason for them to keep going.
[Movie] (Saw VI) 6/10	I feel like the cameras are slightly worse for this one, still better than 2, 3 and 4 somehow. That's all I have to say to be honest this shit is getting so lazy.
[Movie] (Saw V) 6.5/10	This is my favourite one since Saw 1 but did they just run out of money while still missing a trap and so they thought fuck it, shotgun chair? Because that's honestly the only explaination for this.
[Movie] (Saw IV) 6/10	The chair based traps are getting a little old but ig, I couldn't think up anything better personally but you guys are getting like a trillion dollars a movie.
[Movie] (Saw III) 6/10	Doubled the money again and made it worse. I didn't think the freezer room was the best trap either.
[Movie] (Saw II) 6.5/10	How did they get 4x more money and still make a worse movie??
[Movie] (Saw) 7/10	Tiny budget but they made it work really well, the camera the recorded this on really does suck ass.
[Anime] (My Hero Academia) 5/10	One of the things of all time truly. Edit: I really need to write more for these things.
[Anime] (Devilman: Crybaby) 7.5/10	Chief Priest sounds like cheif keef. Anyways this show was kind of bizarre but also very unique and fun. Edit: What was I on about with that first sentence.
[Anime] (Saving 80,000 Gold in Another World for My Retirement) 2.5/10	I honestly can not believe I was recommended such garbage. Slop to the extreme.
[Anime] (Spy X Family) 7/10	What the dog doin? (He's such a good boy).
[Anime] (Attack on Titan) 8/10	It upsets me greatly that people think this is good. I did really enjoy the first few episodes though. Edit: Not as bad as I let own but still overrated as shit everyone such a whiny asshole. Some very cool ideas were going on though. Edit 2: 6.5 -> 3, Nah actually I lied to you. I tried to rewatch this shit and this is so fucking corny holy shit I was dying. The sub isn't less cringy it's just harder to judge cringe when you're reading it as opposed to hearing it. Edit: 3 -> 8, I think stockholm kicked in or something but I pushed through the corn and it led me to realise Attack on Titan really is something special. I can't really explain it but AOT is strangely captivating to me even if it took me a while to 'get' it. Edit 4: Ok I just rewatched it once more and I gotta rattle off some things, not changing the score at this point because honestly it's still probably an eight, just gotta complain. First off I just gotta say I wish Eren was a more likeable character, he felt like a whiny piece of shit the whole time and his change to being actually deplorable would've worked a lot better if I had liked him in the first place. I've seen some people compare his transformation to Walter's in Breaking Bad but the difference for me is that I actually liked Walter so it had an impact when everything started going downhill, here I was just happy to see him fail. Secondly there are so many moments that just had me confused, Armin surviving the massive fall after being burnt to a crisp, Reiner being able to transfer his consciousness, Eren not reverting Zeke's pure titans instantly despite telling Connie he'd revert his mum, Eren being able to use the founders power to attack Reiner despite not touching any titan of royal blood, people from Paradis not having different accents to Marleyans and Eren not starting the rumbling in Marley, these are just off the dome too. I'm sure some of these have explanations but when I've Googled them it didn't get cleared up at all. For Eren not reverting the pure titans the most feasible explanation was that he just forgot because clearly Zeke's spinal fluid didn't stop him as he could save Connie's mum. Eren being able to use founding powers while not touching a titan of royal blood was explained by some guy saying that founding powers are like a battery and he just had a little bit of charge left to kill of Reiner with which seems like bullshit to me as the moment Zeke died the rumbling stopped. Rest of them just feel like bullshit with no explanation so I won't even bother. I'm not angry about weird things happening in a fantasy story, I'm angry about them being inconsistent. Last thing I gotta rattle off is I'm so pissed off that people shit on MAPPA's work for the last part of AOT, even with the CGI it looked way better than all the previous seasons, it's like people are forgetting the terrible riding scenes with the clearly 2D trees.
[Anime] (Chainsaw Man) 8.5/10	I hate poor people !! This show cool as fuck though, the animation is peak and the characters are just such over the top fun.
[Anime] (Bungo Stray Dogs) 6.5/10	My expectations were too high. My friends overhyped this like crazy oml.
[Anime] (Assassination Classroom) 6.5/10	Femboy. Edit: Very succinct past me, god bless.
[Anime] (One Punch Man) 8/10	So good (except for season 2 but we pretend that doesn't exist) that it even made me read the manga.
[Anime] (Mob Psycho 100) 8/10	I have no doubt that the animators were high making this. Edit: Clearly incorrect as you wouldn't be able to pull off something this good while stoned.
[Anime] (Made in Abyss) 9.5/10	First anime I watched (except for like Pokemon but that shit don't count), shit goes harder than diamonds. Set my expectations way too high for this medium.
[Anime] (Jujutsu Kaisen) 7.5/10	Some guy named Kenzo is getting paid 5 yen per 19 hour shift for animating this shit, what a hero. Edit: 8.5 -> 7.5 Just watched season 2 and I gotta say some things, before going into it I was told how good the animation was over and over but to be honest I thought it was pretty jank a lot of the time and in general thought season one was better in that aspect, a lot of the time the perspective seemed off which caused the movement to seem weirdly uneven, not at all natural to me. It was clear far too much focus had been placed on the fight scenes and everything else was on the back burner. I also felt that many scenes were suffering from overuse of that blur affect, maybe it was to save time or something but it just looked dreadful, not to mention the random darkness which I heard was forced by the Japanese government for epilepsy or something so I really shouldn't complain about it but I don't care, it ruined multiple fight scenes for me in just how jarring it was, really took me out of it. The second fight between Gojo and Toji was cool though, felt like the extra stylised approach they went with really paid off, I also really liked the fight with Gojo in the train station, the jazzy ass infinite void sequence was so peak. The Sukuna vs Volcano guy was pretty sick as well along with the fight between Toji and Megumi, the ending was pretty sweet too, these cool moments don't cancel out just how weak the non fighting moments are generally. Sukuna vs Mahoraga however was honestly exhausting to watch, it went on for so long and followed so many other long and intense fights that it was hard to focus on no matter how "good" the animation was (though to be honest personally I found it hard to follow, it was perhaps over animated). The story was about on par with season one, maybe a little less streamlined. I also might just be remembering wrong but I don't remember season one having a narrator and the narrator this time round was absolutely terrible, I mean the guy himself did a fine job but just the whole idea of a narrator giving out random exposition was a bad one. The Mei Mei grooming scene put a bad taste in my mouth too. Sorry this whole edit was so disjointed, I've been writing it as I watch and can't really be bothered patching it up.
[Anime] (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3: Stardust Crusaders) 6/10	My Google Drive account got deleted for pirating this, the battles were cool, way better then part 2 and 1 because they have stands now but it barely had a plot.
[Anime] (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Golden Wind) 8/10	My favourite group dynamic so far and the setting felt real unique because Italy is just cool like that and isn't in shows enough. The plot was technically better than part 4 with non of those random loose threads but Diavolo was such a boring character and got carried so hard by Doppio.
[Anime] (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable) 9/10	My favourite Jojo's Bizarre Adventure part with one of my favourite villains of all time. Kira is such an interesting character and this setting was such a breath of fresh air compared to the previous massive worldwide trips. Kira being so interesting almost made me forget the random plot points they just forgot to expand on.
[Anime] (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 2: Battle Tendency) 4.5/10	A step above part 1 because the main character isn't a piece of cardboard but that's about the only thing I found better in this part and it still has bum ass ripple,
[Anime] (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 1: Phantom Blood) 3.5/10	It was just kind of boring, it had the same Jojo vibe but was lacking in every aspect.
[Anime] (Neon Genesis Evangelion) 1.5/10	The most overhyped series ever??. It's unbelievably boring and repetitive, I hate every character and even if they are realistic it doesn't change the fact that Shinji is a little bitch, Asuka is just a bitch and Rei is hardly a person who has almost 0 character development. The plot is so complicated and convoluted with a mystery that is impossible to understand without seeing other Evangelion media and forgive me for wanting a series to be able to be digested without going through other movies just to get an understanding of a mystery that should have been answered at the start. No characters ever die, and if they do they are alive in the next episode so I am never worried. The symbolism looks cool but is meaningless and looking cool was literally the entire reason it was added.
[Anime] (Kaguya-sama: Love is War) 3/10	I feel like I'm becoming less of a man every episode this shit so corny 😭😭.
[Anime] (KonoSuba) 3/10	Imagine comedy except its not funny!
[Anime] (Frieren - Beyond Journey's End) 9/10	I hope the artists hands arent burnt from drawing this fire.
[Anime] (A Returner's Magic Should Be Special) 5/10	A really average anime, I'd say just read the manhwa but even that is only ok.
[Anime] (Cyberpunk: Edgerunners) 10/10	How is it possible to fit this much into ten episodes?? My favourite anime of all time, made me cry like a little baby.
[Anime] (Migi to Dali) 6.5/10	The Steve Jobs bit was the funniest joke I've heard in anime, it was so out of nowhere. The other gags are kind of alright.
[Anime] (Tokyo Ghoul) 5/10	This is more edgy than the manga without any of the proper character development stopping it from being completely edgy like the manga did.
[Anime] (Dorohedoro) 8/10	Good but the art and just general it isn't as good as the manga but Ebisu in the shark costume was definitely better than the manga. Still it is worth a watch if you are unwilling to read the manga. Just wish there was more of it, though apparently a season 2 is coming soon.
[Anime] (Hinamatsuri) 8.5/10	Funny with incredible animation, if only there was more. Thank god there was a manga.
[Anime] (Nichijou - My Ordinary Life) 2/10	It's just not funny at all man. Edit: Usually a fan of absurdist comedy but this just doesn't do it for me.
[Anime] (Demon Slayer) 7.5/10	Wow the animation is insane, also the entertainment district arc was peak fiction. Some less entertaining arcs though...
[Movie] (Five Nights at Freddy's) 5.5/10	It could have been worse.

Current average score: 6.22/10

Type, Name, score

Comment

[Movie]
(Smile)
3/10

It felt this this had a budget of $2 and a pack of gum though it made like 10x it's budget so I guess it worked.

[TV Show]
(Invincible)
8/10

I hate the black girl so fucking much just break up like how can she be pissed that he didn't tell her his secret identity even his closest friend doesn't know you been dating for 20 minutes chill out.

[Movie]
(Scream VI)
6.5/10

Holy shit Ghost Face can actually move without collapsing!! Big advancements happening here.

[Movie]
(Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse)
9/10

Just watch it please. It's peak fiction. Even better than the already great original.

[Movie]
(Saw X)
4/10

These movies are kinda getting old. What is even going on anymore, it seems like they can't even figure out a reason for them to keep going.

[Movie]
(Saw VI)
6/10

I feel like the cameras are slightly worse for this one, still better than 2, 3 and 4 somehow. That's all I have to say to be honest this shit is getting so lazy.

[Movie]
(Saw V)
6.5/10

This is my favourite one since Saw 1 but did they just run out of money while still missing a trap and so they thought fuck it, shotgun chair? Because that's honestly the only explaination for this.

[Movie]
(Saw IV)
6/10

The chair based traps are getting a little old but ig, I couldn't think up anything better personally but you guys are getting like a trillion dollars a movie.

[Movie]
(Saw III)
6/10

Doubled the money again and made it worse. I didn't think the freezer room was the best trap either.

[Movie]
(Saw II)
6.5/10

How did they get 4x more money and still make a worse movie??

[Movie]
(Saw)
7/10

Tiny budget but they made it work really well, the camera the recorded this on really does suck ass.

[Anime]
(My Hero Academia)
5/10

One of the things of all time truly.

Edit: I really need to write more for these things.

[Anime]
(Devilman: Crybaby)
7.5/10

Chief Priest sounds like cheif keef. Anyways this show was kind of bizarre but also very unique and fun.

Edit: What was I on about with that first sentence.

[Anime]
(Saving 80,000 Gold in Another World for My Retirement)
2.5/10

I honestly can not believe I was recommended such garbage. Slop to the extreme.

[Anime]
(Spy X Family)
7/10

What the dog doin? (He's such a good boy).

[Anime]
(Attack on Titan)
8/10

It upsets me greatly that people think this is good. I did really enjoy the first few episodes though.

Edit: Not as bad as I let own but still overrated as shit everyone such a whiny asshole. Some very cool ideas were going on though.

Edit 2: 6.5 -> 3, Nah actually I lied to you. I tried to rewatch this shit and this is so fucking corny holy shit I was dying. The sub isn't less cringy it's just harder to judge cringe when you're reading it as opposed to hearing it.

Edit: 3 -> 8, I think stockholm kicked in or something but I pushed through the corn and it led me to realise Attack on Titan really is something special. I can't really explain it but AOT is strangely captivating to me even if it took me a while to 'get' it.

Edit 4: Ok I just rewatched it once more and I gotta rattle off some things, not changing the score at this point because honestly it's still probably an eight, just gotta complain. First off I just gotta say I wish Eren was a more likeable character, he felt like a whiny piece of shit the whole time and his change to being actually deplorable would've worked a lot better if I had liked him in the first place. I've seen some people compare his transformation to Walter's in Breaking Bad but the difference for me is that I actually liked Walter so it had an impact when everything started going downhill, here I was just happy to see him fail. Secondly there are so many moments that just had me confused, Armin surviving the massive fall after being burnt to a crisp, Reiner being able to transfer his consciousness, Eren not reverting Zeke's pure titans instantly despite telling Connie he'd revert his mum, Eren being able to use the founders power to attack Reiner despite not touching any titan of royal blood, people from Paradis not having different accents to Marleyans and Eren not starting the rumbling in Marley, these are just off the dome too. I'm sure some of these have explanations but when I've Googled them it didn't get cleared up at all. For Eren not reverting the pure titans the most feasible explanation was that he just forgot because clearly Zeke's spinal fluid didn't stop him as he could save Connie's mum. Eren being able to use founding powers while not touching a titan of royal blood was explained by some guy saying that founding powers are like a battery and he just had a little bit of charge left to kill of Reiner with which seems like bullshit to me as the moment Zeke died the rumbling stopped. Rest of them just feel like bullshit with no explanation so I won't even bother. I'm not angry about weird things happening in a fantasy story, I'm angry about them being inconsistent. Last thing I gotta rattle off is I'm so pissed off that people shit on MAPPA's work for the last part of AOT, even with the CGI it looked way better than all the previous seasons, it's like people are forgetting the terrible riding scenes with the clearly 2D trees.

[Anime]
(Chainsaw Man)
8.5/10

I hate poor people !! This show cool as fuck though, the animation is peak and the characters are just such over the top fun.

[Anime]
(Bungo Stray Dogs)
6.5/10

My expectations were too high. My friends overhyped this like crazy oml.

[Anime]
(Assassination Classroom)
6.5/10

Femboy.

Edit: Very succinct past me, god bless.

[Anime]
(One Punch Man)
8/10

So good (except for season 2 but we pretend that doesn't exist) that it even made me read the manga.

[Anime]
(Mob Psycho 100)
8/10

I have no doubt that the animators were high making this.

Edit: Clearly incorrect as you wouldn't be able to pull off something this good while stoned.

[Anime]
(Made in Abyss)
9.5/10

First anime I watched (except for like Pokemon but that shit don't count), shit goes harder than diamonds. Set my expectations way too high for this medium.

[Anime]
(Jujutsu Kaisen)
7.5/10

Some guy named Kenzo is getting paid 5 yen per 19 hour shift for animating this shit, what a hero.

Edit: 8.5 -> 7.5 Just watched season 2 and I gotta say some things, before going into it I was told how good the animation was over and over but to be honest I thought it was pretty jank a lot of the time and in general thought season one was better in that aspect, a lot of the time the perspective seemed off which caused the movement to seem weirdly uneven, not at all natural to me. It was clear far too much focus had been placed on the fight scenes and everything else was on the back burner. I also felt that many scenes were suffering from overuse of that blur affect, maybe it was to save time or something but it just looked dreadful, not to mention the random darkness which I heard was forced by the Japanese government for epilepsy or something so I really shouldn't complain about it but I don't care, it ruined multiple fight scenes for me in just how jarring it was, really took me out of it. The second fight between Gojo and Toji was cool though, felt like the extra stylised approach they went with really paid off, I also really liked the fight with Gojo in the train station, the jazzy ass infinite void sequence was so peak. The Sukuna vs Volcano guy was pretty sick as well along with the fight between Toji and Megumi, the ending was pretty sweet too, these cool moments don't cancel out just how weak the non fighting moments are generally. Sukuna vs Mahoraga however was honestly exhausting to watch, it went on for so long and followed so many other long and intense fights that it was hard to focus on no matter how "good" the animation was (though to be honest personally I found it hard to follow, it was perhaps over animated). The story was about on par with season one, maybe a little less streamlined. I also might just be remembering wrong but I don't remember season one having a narrator and the narrator this time round was absolutely terrible, I mean the guy himself did a fine job but just the whole idea of a narrator giving out random exposition was a bad one. The Mei Mei grooming scene put a bad taste in my mouth too. Sorry this whole edit was so disjointed, I've been writing it as I watch and can't really be bothered patching it up.

[Anime]
(JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3: Stardust Crusaders)
6/10

My Google Drive account got deleted for pirating this, the battles were cool, way better then part 2 and 1 because they have stands now but it barely had a plot.

[Anime]
(JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Golden Wind)
8/10

My favourite group dynamic so far and the setting felt real unique because Italy is just cool like that and isn't in shows enough. The plot was technically better than part 4 with non of those random loose threads but Diavolo was such a boring character and got carried so hard by Doppio.

[Anime]
(JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable)
9/10

My favourite Jojo's Bizarre Adventure part with one of my favourite villains of all time. Kira is such an interesting character and this setting was such a breath of fresh air compared to the previous massive worldwide trips. Kira being so interesting almost made me forget the random plot points they just forgot to expand on.

[Anime]
(JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 2: Battle Tendency)
4.5/10

A step above part 1 because the main character isn't a piece of cardboard but that's about the only thing I found better in this part and it still has bum ass ripple,

[Anime]
(JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 1: Phantom Blood)
3.5/10

It was just kind of boring, it had the same Jojo vibe but was lacking in every aspect.

[Anime]
(Neon Genesis Evangelion)
1.5/10

The most overhyped series ever??. It's unbelievably boring and repetitive, I hate every character and even if they are realistic it doesn't change the fact that Shinji is a little bitch, Asuka is just a bitch and Rei is hardly a person who has almost 0 character development. The plot is so complicated and convoluted with a mystery that is impossible to understand without seeing other Evangelion media and forgive me for wanting a series to be able to be digested without going through other movies just to get an understanding of a mystery that should have been answered at the start. No characters ever die, and if they do they are alive in the next episode so I am never worried. The symbolism looks cool but is meaningless and looking cool was literally the entire reason it was added.

[Anime]
(Kaguya-sama: Love is War)
3/10

I feel like I'm becoming less of a man every episode this shit so corny 😭😭.

[Anime]
(KonoSuba)
3/10

Imagine comedy except its not funny!

[Anime]
(Frieren - Beyond Journey's End)
9/10

I hope the artists hands arent burnt from drawing this fire.

[Anime]
(A Returner's Magic Should Be Special)
5/10

A really average anime, I'd say just read the manhwa but even that is only ok.

[Anime]
(Cyberpunk: Edgerunners)
10/10

How is it possible to fit this much into ten episodes?? My favourite anime of all time, made me cry like a little baby.

[Anime]
(Migi to Dali)
6.5/10

The Steve Jobs bit was the funniest joke I've heard in anime, it was so out of nowhere. The other gags are kind of alright.

[Anime]
(Tokyo Ghoul)
5/10

This is more edgy than the manga without any of the proper character development stopping it from being completely edgy like the manga did.

[Anime]
(Dorohedoro)
8/10

Good but the art and just general it isn't as good as the manga but Ebisu in the shark costume was definitely better than the manga. Still it is worth a watch if you are unwilling to read the manga. Just wish there was more of it, though apparently a season 2 is coming soon.

[Anime]
(Hinamatsuri)
8.5/10

Funny with incredible animation, if only there was more. Thank god there was a manga.

[Anime]
(Nichijou - My Ordinary Life)
2/10

It's just not funny at all man.

Edit: Usually a fan of absurdist comedy but this just doesn't do it for me.

[Anime]
(Demon Slayer)
7.5/10

Wow the animation is insane, also the entertainment district arc was peak fiction. Some less entertaining arcs though...

[Movie]
(Five Nights at Freddy's)
5.5/10

It could have been worse.